You get up for school and everything is routine. Nice day, not too cold, not too hot, and it's breezy. You enjoy the weather. School is going well and you decide to stay to study for tomorrow's test. You take a nice nap just before being productive and focusing on the subject you're studying. When you wake up you have the urge to go to the bathroom. When you get to the bathroom and you need to take a dump that you've been holding for a few good minutes but can't because there are pee spots all over the toilet seat. Why are there pee spots all over the damn toilet seat? C'mon, we're in college now and people still do not have bathroom manners, and take the time to lift the damn seat to pee. What's worse is that the rest of the stalls are taken up and you have to take the time to clean the seat while the turtle head is coming out... and then more time is accounted because of putting two to three toilet seat covers, which they make it difficult to unfold.
If you're afraid to touch the toilet seat, be smart, use your feet to lift it up. How simple is that, you mentally ill person. you.
One good thing is that it feels good at the end. And please wash your hands. I've seen so many people just walk out of the door.
And would you fart in the bathroom? I get shy.
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